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fast ride

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by cazzam35, Mar 14, 2005.

  1. cazzam35

    cazzam35 Kilobyte Poster

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    A young couple was out carousing one evening. While driving down the highway, the guy says to the girl, "If I go 100 miles and hour, will you take off all your clothes?"
    She agrees and he begins to speed up.

    When the speedometer hits 100 she starts to strip. When she gets all her clothes off, he is so busy staring at her that he drives off the road and flips the car over.

    The girl is thrown clear without a scratch but her clothes and her boyfriend are trapped in the car. "Go get help," he pleads.

    She replies, "I can't, I'm naked."

    He points to his shoe that was thrown clear and says, "Cover your crotch with that and go get help from that gas station down the road."

    She takes the shoe, covers herself between the legs, and runs to the gas station down the road. When she arrives, she is frantic and yells to the attendant, "Help!Help! My boyfriend's stuck!"

    The attendant looks down at the shoe covering her crotch and replies with some astonishment,

    "I think it's too late--he's too far in!"
     
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  2. Rosy
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    Hehe! :biggrin
     
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