Expensive bottle of Merlot

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Looking around, he notices a gorgeous woman sitting at a table nearby, all
alone. He calls the waiter over and asks him to send their most expensive bottle of Merlot over to her, knowing that if she accepts it she is his.

The waiter gets the bottle and takes it over to the girl, saying, "This
is from the gentleman over there", indicating to him. She regards the wine
coolly for a second and decides to send a note over to the man.

The waiter, who was lingering for a response took the note from her and
conveyed it to the gentleman.
The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a
Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants."

After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in
return. He handed it to the waiter and instructed him to return this to the
lady.

It read: "For your information - I happen to have a Ferrari Maranello, a
BMW Z8, a Mercedes CL600 and a Porsche Turbo in my garage; plus I have over twenty-million dollars in the bank. But, not even for a woman as
beautiful as you would I cut off three inches. Just send the bottle back."

 

Nice one

 

All hail the new Godfather of CertForums comedy

Looks like you're outta here, Phil

 

Excellent

 

Nice one Nugget