Ethel

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Ethal loved to speed in her wheelchair,and charge around the nursing home,taking corners on one wheel,and getting upto max speed on the long corridors.Because the poor women was one sandwich short of a picnic,the other residents tolerated her,and some of the males actually joined in.

One day ethal was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Cooky Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched "STOP" he shouted in a firm voice. "Have you got a license for that thing?" Ethal fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held it upto him."Ok" he said,and away sped ethal down the hall.

As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel,weird Harold popped out in front of her and shouted "STOP! Have you got proof of insurance?". Ethal dug deep into her handbag,pulled out a drink coaster and held it upto him. Harold nodded and said"carry on Ma'am".

As Ethal neared the final corridor before the front door, crazy Craig stepped out in front of her,stark naked,holding a very sizable erection in his hand. "Oh good grief",said Ethal, "Not the Breathalyser again!".

 

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Oh dear.

 

Very good, that made me smile baby wide

 

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