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Ed Zachary disease

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Angus, Dec 11, 2003.

  1. Angus

    Angus Nibble Poster

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    A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex for over 5 years. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of the well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr. Chang.

    Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all your crose." The woman did as she was told. "Now get down and craw reery, reery fass to odder side of room."

    Again, the woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me." As she did, Dr. Chang shook his head slowly. "Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why
    you not haf sex or dates."

    The woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?"

    Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied: "Ed Zachary Disease is when
    your face look Ed Zachary like your ass."
     
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  2. SimonV

    SimonV Petabyte Poster Administrator

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    Another good one Angus. Keep em coming.
     
    Certifications: MOS Master 2003, CompTIA A+, MCSA:M, MCSE
    WIP: Keeping CF Alive...

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