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Drinks on a Qantas flight

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Jakamoko, Jun 18, 2007.

  1. Jakamoko
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    Jakamoko On the move again ...

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    A Muslim was seated next to an Australian on a Qantas flight from London to Melbourne, Australia. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Aussie asked for a rum and coke, which was brought and placed before him.

    The flight attendant then asked the Muslim if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."


    The Aussie then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too. ...


    ... I didn't know we had a choice."
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  2. drum_dude

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    nice one Gav!:biggrin :biggrin
     
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  3. Bluerinse
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    Haha.. like that one 8)
     
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    Brilliant. :clap
     
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  5. wizard

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    Nice one :D
     
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  6. Headache

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    Quite plausible actually, except for the part about the Aussie handing his drink back.
     
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  7. Bluerinse
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    Yup.. that's not gonna happen 8)
     
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  8. nugget
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    I think that bit was made up.:oops:
     
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