Drinks on a Qantas flight

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A Muslim was seated next to an Australian on a Qantas flight from London to Melbourne, Australia. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Aussie asked for a rum and coke, which was brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the Muslim if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."


The Aussie then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too. ...


... I didn't know we had a choice."

 

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nice one Gav!

 

Haha.. like that one

 

Brilliant.

 

Nice one

 

Quite plausible actually, except for the part about the Aussie handing his drink back.

 

Yup.. that's not gonna happen

 

I think that bit was made up.