DoS Attack

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A DoS walks into a bar and says to the barman....

"I'd like a beer please"
"I'd like a beer please"
"I'd like a beer please"
"I'd like a beer please"
"I'd like a beer please"
"I'd like a beer please"
"I'd like a beer please"
"I'd like a beer please"
"I'd like a beer please"
"I'd like a beer please"
"I'd like a beer please"
"I'd like a beer please"
"I'd like a beer please"
"I'd like a beer please"
"I'd like a beer please"
"I'd like a beer please"
"I'd like a beer please"
"I'd like a beer please"
"I'd like a beer please"
"I'd like a beer please"
"I'd like a beer please"
"I'd like a beer please"
"I'd like a beer please"
"I'd like a beer please"
"I'd like a beer please"
"I'd like a beer please"
"I'd like a beer please"
"I'd like a beer please"
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phew, tough crowd!

 

Since we're on IT "walked into a bar" jokes:

An SQL query walks into a bar, strolls up to two tables, and asks, "Can I join you?"

A byte walks into a bar and orders a pint. The bartender asks him "What's wrong?" The byte replies, "I've got a parity error." The bartender nods and says "Yeah, I thought you looked a bit off."

 

Michael.... rep added... cheers for the smiles!!

 

You don't get out much, do you.

 

Get out? To where?

 

%20 ... The Final Frontier.