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DoS Attack

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Consultant, Feb 28, 2011.

  1. Consultant

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    A DoS walks into a bar and says to the barman....

    "I'd like a beer please"
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  2. veloce

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    phew, tough crowd!
     
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  3. Modey

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  4. BosonMichael
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    BosonMichael Yottabyte Poster

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    Since we're on IT "walked into a bar" jokes:

    An SQL query walks into a bar, strolls up to two tables, and asks, "Can I join you?"

    A byte walks into a bar and orders a pint. The bartender asks him "What's wrong?" The byte replies, "I've got a parity error." The bartender nods and says "Yeah, I thought you looked a bit off."
     
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  5. Consultant

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    Michael.... rep added... cheers for the smiles!!
     
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  6. nugget
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    You don't get out much, do you.:twisted:
     
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  7. Sparky
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    Sparky Zettabyte Poster Moderator

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    Is there such a thing? :biggrin
     
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  8. BosonMichael
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    BosonMichael Yottabyte Poster

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    Get out? To where? :ohmy

    :p
     
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  9. Jakamoko
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    Jakamoko On the move again ...

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    %20 ... The Final Frontier.





    :biggrin
     
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