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Don't Lie To Mom

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Mr.Cheeks, Mar 20, 2006.

  1. Mr.Cheeks

    Mr.Cheeks 1st ever Gold Member! Gold Member

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    John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate, and this only made her more curious.

    Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between John and the roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, John volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Julie and I are just roommates."

    About a week later, Julie came to John and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you"?

    John said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure."

    So he sat down and wrote, "Dear Mother, I'm not saying you did take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you did not take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner."

    Several days later, John received a letter from his mother which read, "Dear Son, I'm not saying that you do sleep with Julie, and I'm not saying that you do not sleep with Julie. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom."

    Lesson of the day: don't lie to your mother.
     
  2. simongrahamuk
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    simongrahamuk Hmmmmmmm?

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    Good One! :biggrin
     
  3. JonnyMX

    JonnyMX Petabyte Poster

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    Gravy ladle?
    That's posh!

    Nice one.
     
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  4. tripwire45
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    tripwire45 Zettabyte Poster

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    If John had been sleeping with Julie in *her* bed, this would never have been a problem. :wink:
     
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  5. JonnyMX

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    Yeah.
    If you can't find a cold spoon, I'm sure giving it a hefty wack with a gravy ladle will get the message across.
     
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  6. Mr.Cheeks

    Mr.Cheeks 1st ever Gold Member! Gold Member

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    They probably would of got drunk, and used the gravy ladle for something else and then they would of still searched for it...
     

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