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Don't go in the elevator .....

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Jakamoko, Jul 2, 2004.

  1. Jakamoko
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    Jakamoko On the move again ...

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    A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this BIG African American guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him looks down and says to him: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."

    The small man faints dead away and falls to the floor.

    The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big fellow says, "What's wrong with you?"

    In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"

    The big dude says, "I saw the curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall,

    I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch penis, my left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds and my name is Turner Brown."

    The small guy says:
    Turner Brown……. Thank God! ……………I thought you said 'Turn Around.":eek: :eek: :eek:
     
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  2. SimonV

    SimonV Petabyte Poster Administrator

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    ROTFLMAO :clap Good one Gav
     
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  3. nugget
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    nugget Junior toady

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    Too cool Jak [​IMG]
     
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  4. Rosy
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    Rosy Megabyte Poster

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    :ohmy :eek: :cry: Nice one Jak! :biggrin
     
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  5. Phoenix
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    Phoenix 53656e696f7220 4d6f64

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    lol
    great mate :)
     
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