Donald and Daisy

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Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a nice hotel room and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy and Daisy thought that was Okay but,

The first thing Daisy asked then was, "Do you have a condom Donald?"

Donald frowned and said "No."

Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom, they could not have sex. "Maybe they sell them at the front desk," she suggested.

So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel clerk if they had condoms.

"Yes, we do," the clerk said, and pulled one out from under the counter and gave it to Donald.

The clerk asked with a smile, "Would you like me to put that item on your bill?

"Heck No!" Donald quacked,

"What kind of a friggen' pervert do you think I am?"