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Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Phil, Jan 23, 2004.

  1. Phil
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    For those of you who watch what you eat... Here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies.

    The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

    The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

    The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans

    The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

    The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.


    CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
     
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  2. flex22

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    Que :?:
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  3. Jakamoko
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    Jakamoko On the move again ...

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    Et moi aussi :hhhmmm Je ne comprends pas :scratch

    Est ce que possible que tu repetes, c'il te plaits ? :oops:

    <OK, so now the real linguists appear, and I'm WIDE open to getting shot down !!!>

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  4. SimonV

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    No I dont understand either Jak, can you repeat please.
     
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  5. Jakamoko
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    Jakamoko On the move again ...

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    You mean I got away with that pathetic attempt, then ??? :oops:

    :lol:
     
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  6. flex22

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