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Development names for Viagara

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by twizzle, Feb 15, 2007.

  1. twizzle

    twizzle Gigabyte Poster

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    Got passed this today so thought i'd share it.


    In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

    The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

    Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

    Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
     
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  2. Headache

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    I'm not sure liquidifying the stuff would be such a great idea, because people would be liable to swig straight from the bottle and overdose that way. The consequence of that (aside from the risk of a heart attack) would be a stiffy that just wouldn't go down.

    Which would be great if you had your own harem, or if you were married to a nympho. But NOT if the missus developed a last minute headache, or if your girl happened to miss her flight.

    Of course in such circumstances you could always resort to the old tried and tested method. But then again you'll probably end up hurting your wrist and putting too much of a strain on your bicep.
     
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  3. Raffaz

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    Its already out in liquid form, its in sachets mate.
     
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  4. Headache

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    Really ?

    Wow. I didn't know that.

    Out of curiousity, how many satchets would you need to get you in the "mood" ?

    Just asking on an intellectual level, if you know what I mean.
     
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    How many sachets do you get through in a week Raff?

    Also, does it help with brewers droop? :twisted:
     
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  6. Headache

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    I bet you never get a straight answer to that one.
     
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  7. Raffaz

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    Why mate? You after some? Just PM me your address and il send ya a case :twisted:
     
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  8. Raffaz

    Raffaz Kebab Lover Gold Member

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    Its just 1 sachet mate they come in 100mg doses just like the strong tablets. Various flavours aswell such as mint, orange and pineapple.
     
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  9. Bluerinse
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    I might need a larger consignment :p
     
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  10. Headache

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    I'm really curious about this though.

    When you take the stuff (in whatever form) does the stiffy just materialise of it's own accord, or does some form of stimulation have to take place for you to get some wood ?

    Oh, and by the way, I'm quite partial to pineapple flavors. 8)
     
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  11. Raffaz

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    Ya still need some stimulation mate, i think ya would end up scaring a lass off if ya walked up to her with wood lol
     
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  12. Headache

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    Reading that, I had a funny thought.

    Imagine eating a couple of satchets, stripping down to your birthday suit, putting on a raincoat, making your way down to the shopping centre, approaching the first group of women you see. And then:

    Flash !


    I bet that would be fun.
     
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  13. Crito

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    I bet they fall to the ground laughing hysterically. :oops: JK
     
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  14. Headache

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    Nah, mate.

    They'll probably go all gooey, with a lot of appreciative oohs and aahs. And then they'll invite you home.
     
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  15. Raffaz

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    Or this might happen :)
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    ohmygod!! :biggrin
     
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  17. Headache

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    And then you appear on the front page of the Sun.

    Which would be great !

    Fame and fortune at last.
     
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    or a tap on the shoulder from your friendly neighbourhood police man asking to pay an on the spot fine for public disorder for dropping your kegs :D
     
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