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Deadbeat in a Bar

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by nugget, Jan 27, 2005.

  1. nugget
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    nugget Junior toady

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    A man walked into a bar on a slow night and sat down. After a few minutes, the bartender asked him if he wanted a drink.
    He replied, "No thanks. I don't drink. I tried it once but I didn't like it."

    So the bartender said, "Well, would you like a cigarette?"

    But the man said, "No thanks. I don't smoke. I tried it once but I didn't like it."

    The bartender asked him if he'd like to play a game of pool, and again the man said, "No thanks. I don't like pool. I tried it once but I didn't like it. As a matter of fact, I wouldn't be here at all, but I'm waiting for my son."

    The bartender said, "Your only son, I guess.":oops:
     
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  2. Jakamoko
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    Jakamoko On the move again ...

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    LOL :biggrin Nice one, Nugg !!
     
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