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Damelin Courses 2006

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by farmer, Dec 7, 2006.

  1. farmer

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    Damelin Courses 2006

    Women think they already know everything, but wait; training courses are
    now available for women on the following subjects at Damelin:-

    1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before

    2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits

    3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits

    4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait until After The Game

    5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too.

    6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His

    7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First

    8. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking

    9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging

    10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire

    11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up

    12. Introduction to Parking

    13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space

    14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat

    15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter

    16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption

    17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People

    18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully

    19. PMS: Your Problem ... Not His

    20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To

    21. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have

    22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice

    23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together

    24. Oil and Petrol: Your Car Needs Both

    25. TV Remotes: For Men Only

    26. Getting ready to go out: Start the day before.
     
    Certifications: C&G level 2, ECDL, IC3, MOS
    WIP: city and guilds level3 , a+
  2. Pady

    Pady Nibble Poster

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    i spent so long laughing at the first one, i almost ran out of time before work to read the last ones :)
     
    Certifications: A+, See Sig for HW Certs
    WIP: Network+ & MCP 70-270
  3. nXPLOSi

    nXPLOSi Terabyte Poster

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    Brilliant, I might send my gf on a few, do the communication one's come as a package of 3 as well?

    Lol :D

    Great stuff
     
    Certifications: A+, Network+, Security+, MCSA 2003 (270, 290, 291), MCTS (640, 642), MCSA 2008
    WIP: MCSA 2012

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