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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

 

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Nice!

In the same line.
A woman whispers in his ear "Talk dirty to me"
He: "Kitchen, lavatory, bathroom, livingroom..."

 

LOL, brilliant

 

Nice one

 

I rember once my G/f said to me "you dont love me. You just want me chained to the sink!"

I replied, "thats not true, i'd make sure the chain was ong enough to reach to the bedroom too, now thats love!"