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Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Raffaz, Jul 4, 2007.

  1. Raffaz

    Raffaz Kebab Lover Gold Member

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    As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

    She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

    A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
     
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  2. Tinus1959

    Tinus1959 Gigabyte Poster

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    Nice!:biggrin

    In the same line.
    A woman whispers in his ear "Talk dirty to me"
    He: "Kitchen, lavatory, bathroom, livingroom..."
     
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  3. nXPLOSi

    nXPLOSi Terabyte Poster

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    LOL, brilliant :biggrin
     
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  4. wizard

    wizard Petabyte Poster

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    Nice one :D
     
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  5. twizzle

    twizzle Gigabyte Poster

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    I rember once my G/f said to me "you dont love me. You just want me chained to the sink!"

    I replied, "thats not true, i'd make sure the chain was ong enough to reach to the bedroom too, now thats love!":twisted:
     
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