Crap songs that you secretly think are awesome

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Give me a mic and I will proceed with Star Trekking..."ye cannae change the laws of physics, Captain."

"It's life, Jim. But not as we know it, Captain."

 

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Ahhhhhh It's worse than that, he's dead Jim, dead Jim, dead Jim.D

There's Klingons on the starboard bow.

 

Rather than name individual songs, I'll list the artists who might get me laughed at, but I like anyway:

ABBA
Air Supply
old-school Amy Grant (and, for that matter, other contemporary Christian artists)
Barry Manilow
Bee Gees
Christopher Cross
Enya
Level 42
Neil Diamond
Wilson Phillips

When I was younger, I used to listen to Debbie Gibson and Tiffany; let the ridicule begin.

 

i thought, for all our overseas members, i'd post this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-BRNxprK28

i cant find a proper video but the songs there anyway.

As they say down my way "proper job!"

 

I think you're alone now

 

Now that song will be going around my head for the rest of the day

 

You know... I have quite the wide collection of music. I'm a big fan of a ton of styles... Metal, punk, blues, folk, etc. Unless you are a fan of Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds in the states, you may get teased a bit... I've been listening to him for 12 years, and playing "Papa Won't Leave You Henry" while cruising with your friends in high school won't make you the most popular person driving around. I am also a closet old Bon Jovi fan... it cracks my wife up. Oh, and did I mention my wife and I saw Neil Diamond 2 weeks ago?

 

True... there doesn't seem to be anyone around...

 

I've been told that I look like Jon Bon Jovi... not once... but FIVE times. The Joshman even saw it happen once.

One dude even swore I was JBJ... not just looked like him, but WAS him.

 

how dare you!! That's classic not in any way crap!!!

 

Well posted - that is a truly cringeworthy song! However I seem to remember a song called the 'Birdy Song' which is even worse - this must be the ultimate cringe song?

 

That is simply awesome! LOL. So... uh... can I have your autograph?

 

Picture!

 

As you wish... add a little hair, and I'd have it. Same eyes, same color hair, same large mouth.



For comparison:

 

Bon Jovi has a slightly longer chin

 

Do you mean this one? http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Thuuik8z978

 

That's the one - it does my head in!! This could be musical torture in an interrogation camp for sure!

 

Congrats BM! There is a definite likeness there! BUT, can you wield a Fender Stratocaster, play all the right chords, and belt out a good rock song ? A YouTube link please! (I think the OP has done this?)

[By humble contrast I have been compared to Irish singer Daniel O'Donnell more times than I care to mention - so I guess it will have to be singing 'Danny Boy' for me !! ]

 

I can sing well, but I can't play guitar. Plus, I'd rather "sing" then "belt one out". ;)

Only thing out there on the Net of me singing is in a choir on a worship DVD recorded last year. It's hard to miss me, since I'm standing front and center... but I'm especially visible from 1:57-2:02.