Confucius

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Here are some meaningful thoughts from the great philosopher Confucius.

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok
Man who fart in church must sit in own pew
Man who smoke pot choke on handle
Man who have head up ass, have crappy outlook on life
Crowded elevator smell different to midget
Seven days on honeymoon make one hole weak
Panties not best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth
Nail on board is not good as screw on bench
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ
Man who live in glass house, dress in basement
Man who get kicked in testicles left holding bag

 

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Some you really have to read a number of times to get the clue.

 

Ha ha...

That cracked me up. Nice one.

 

Lol, had to read the second one twise

 

Nice one