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Confucius

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Stoney, Apr 27, 2007.

  1. Stoney

    Stoney Megabyte Poster

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    Here are some meaningful thoughts from the great philosopher Confucius.

    Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok
    Man who fart in church must sit in own pew
    Man who smoke pot choke on handle
    Man who have head up ass, have crappy outlook on life
    Crowded elevator smell different to midget
    Seven days on honeymoon make one hole weak
    Panties not best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth
    Nail on board is not good as screw on bench
    Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ
    Man who live in glass house, dress in basement
    Man who get kicked in testicles left holding bag

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  2. Tinus1959

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    Some you really have to read a number of times to get the clue.
     
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  3. Headache

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    Ha ha...

    That cracked me up. Nice one.
     
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  4. nXPLOSi

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    Lol, had to read the second one twise :p
     
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  5. wizard

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    Nice one :D
     
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