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Condoms

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Raffaz, Mar 2, 2007.

  1. Raffaz

    Raffaz Kebab Lover Gold Member

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    Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms and kept the same slogan...

    Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better.

    Tesco Condoms - every little helps.

    Nike Condoms - Just do it.

    Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.

    Galaxy Condoms - why have rubber when you can have silk.

    KFC Condoms - Finger, Licking good.

    Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hands.

    Safeway condoms - Lightening the load.

    Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough.

    Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.

    Duracell condoms - keep going and going.

    Macintosh condoms - It does more, it costs less, it's that simple.

    Pringles condoms - once you pop, you can't stop.

    Burger king condoms - Home of the whopper

    Goodyear condoms - for a longer ride go wide

    FCUK condoms - no comment required.

    Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain

    Halford condoms - we go the extra mile.

    On-digital condoms - plug and play!!!!

    Royal mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.

    Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long

    Renault condoms - size really does matter!

    Ronseal condoms - does exactly what is says on the tin

    Ronseal quick-drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in about 30 minutes

    Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim!!! (sorry!)

    Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach

    Carlsberg condoms - probably the best condom in the world.

    AA Condoms - the 4th emergency service

    Pepperami condoms - it's a bit of an animal

    Polo condoms - the condom with the hole!!! (A VERY poor seller)
     
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  2. Boycie
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    Classic ! :clap
     
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  3. Stevie

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    I nearly p!ssed myself laughing!
     
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    LOL nice one! :biggrin
     
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  5. Raffaz

    Raffaz Kebab Lover Gold Member

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    Can anyone think of more?
    What was the ariston thing? Was it, on and on. . .:)
     
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    Some excellent ones in there Raff :biggrin
     
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    That is excellent :biggrin
     
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    I remember this one from years ago :)
     
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    *Applause*
     
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