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Condom Emergency

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by AJ, May 14, 2004.

  1. AJ

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    Russian President Putin called President George W. Bush with an emergency:

    "Our largest condom factory has exploded," the Russian President cried. "My people's favorite form of birth control. This is a true disaster!"

    "Mr. Putin, the American people would be happy to do anything within their power to help you,' replied the President.

    "I do need your help," said Yeltsin. "Could you possibly send 1,000,000 condoms ASAP to tide us over?"

    "Why certainly! I'll get right on it," said Bush.

    "Oh, and one more small favor, please?" said Putin.

    "Yes?"

    "Could the condoms be red in color and at least 10' long and 4' in diameter?" said Putin.

    "No problem," replied the President and, with that, George hung up and called the President of condom company. "I need a favor, you've got to send 1,000,000 condoms right away over to Russia."

    "Consider it done," said the President of condom company.

    "Great! Now listen, they have to be red in color, 10' long and 4' wide."

    "Easily done. Anything else?"

    "Yeah," said the President, "print 'MADE IN AMERICA, SIZE SMALL' on each one.
     
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  2. nugget
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    Class act AJ[​IMG]
     
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  3. Jakamoko
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    Good one AJ :lol:
     
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  4. flex22

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    Nice one :!: :super

    I like the way Putin turned into Yeltsin, and back to Putin again.
    :afro :respct
     
  5. AJ

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    fussy :oops:
     
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  6. Phoenix
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    lol he didnt want to show his age and change it to Gorbachev
     
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  7. Jakamoko
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    :lol: @Flex - that was funnier that the original joke !!!!!
     
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  8. AJ

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    Now if your going to be funny I'm not gonna play anymore :noway
     
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  9. flex22

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    It just popps into my head, honest :!:

    Not ym fault, can't resist it :yep
     

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