Computer Gender

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Women claim that computers should be referred to in the masculine gender because:

1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem.
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer you could have had a better model.

Men concluded that computers should be referred to in the feminine gender because:

1. No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for retrieval.
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

silly i know but it made laugh...all be it ironic!!

 

lmao....never thought of it that way!!!!!

 

Know what you mean...

You can leave a computer in a box in the corner for a couple of weeks, but as soon as you do the same with a Russian mail order bride....

 

Talking from experience mate?

 

Of course. The box said 'ready to unpack and use.' So I basically couldn't be bothered. Well... half the fun in receiving packages in the post is the unpacking and assembly. If it comes ready to use, it's not soooo fun.

 

surely they would at that...? lol! had me and the missus rolling around giggling like school girls mate!

 

Just noticed that properly - how scarily strong are you?

 

somebody who obviously eats thier weetabix in the morning!!!!

 

be careful of what you say to her, Mitz might come in and duct tape you up... you have been warned.

 

lol.....>>>>goes n hides in a cupboard

 

thats impressive! now i can see why you and Mitz make a good team, if you cant beat the crap out of someone cuz they are too fast for you, Mitz can wrap the victim over her wip and then you can beat them up!

 

Aaaaaaah, shaddup, ya daft mare !!!

 

Nah, you know me better than that, Arro. I don't abuse power - just hard birds that sign up here

 

sparky1888,

Make sure that cupboard has air holes or else when Mitzs duct tapes the entire cupboard closed, you might need them.

 

What the hell you mean, never mind mitzs???? I can ducktape your arse just as fast as I can gavs and then sit there and drink your pint in front of you. And don't you forget it missy!

Never mind mitzs my arse. Little sisters ,argh, grumble....

 

Don't Worry sparky, there might be more than a few running around hairless because of me. But I've never killed anyone. After I duct tape your cubby hole, I'll break out the double barrel and make sure you have plenty of air holes.