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Compliment

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by cazzam35, Jan 24, 2007.

  1. cazzam35

    cazzam35 Kilobyte Poster

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    The Compliment

    A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror

    and says to her husband, "I feel horrible, I look fat and ugly.

    Pay me a compliment." The husband replies,

    "Your eyesight's damn near perfect." He never heard the shot...
     
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  2. Bluerinse
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    Bluerinse Exabyte Poster

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  3. nugget
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    Love it. :thumbleft
     
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  4. Pady

    Pady Nibble Poster

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    honesty will get you nowhere :)
     
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  5. nXPLOSi

    nXPLOSi Terabyte Poster

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    Will have to try that one :twisted:
     
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  6. Headache

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    What, shooting your husband ? :eek:
     
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