Compliment

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The Compliment

A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror

and says to her husband, "I feel horrible, I look fat and ugly.

Pay me a compliment." The husband replies,

"Your eyesight's damn near perfect." He never heard the shot...

 

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Love it.

 

honesty will get you nowhere

 

Will have to try that one

 

What, shooting your husband ?