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Cold Scots ?

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Jakamoko, Jun 17, 2004.

  1. Jakamoko
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    Jakamoko On the move again ...

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    A description of our local Scottish climate ........


    40oC Californians shiver uncomfortably, Scots sunbathe.

    35c Italian Cars wont start, Scots drive with windows down

    20c Florida Folk wear Coats and wool hats,Scots Puton T'Shirt.

    0c California Evacuated, Scots have last Barbecue of season.

    -50c Polar Bears evacuate The Arctic Circle,
    Scots Boy Scouts postpone Winter Survival Training, until it
    Gets colder.

    -100 Santa abandons North Pole, Scots pull down earflaps

    -297 Microbial Life starts to disappear, Scots Cows complain of
    Farmers with Cold hands.






    -460 Hell Freezes Over. Scots Support England, in Euro 2004


    :D :oops:
     
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  2. Fergal1982

    Fergal1982 Petabyte Poster

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    lol good one jak, a beaut!
     
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  3. Phoenix
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    Phoenix 53656e696f7220 4d6f64

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    what about
    -500 scots start wearing thigh highs with thier skirts

    heh

    nice one btw gav :)
     
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  4. Greebo

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    Lol@Phoenix :lol:
     
  5. noelg24

    noelg24 Terabyte Poster

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    :eek: :eek: Im saying nothing since I work with Scots...and wot wud Fergal think???
     
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  6. nugget
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    nugget Junior toady

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    Good one Jak :lol:
     
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