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Cinderella - with a twist

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by nugget, Jun 17, 2004.

  1. nugget
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    Cinderella was now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with
    the now departed Prince, she happily sat in her rocking chair watching
    the world go by with her cat Alan. One afternoon, out of nowhere
    appeared her Fairy Godmother.

    Cinderella said, "Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after
    all these years?"

    The Fairy Godmother replied, "Well Cinderella, since you have
    lived a good wholesome life since we last met, I have decided to grant
    you three wishes. Is there anything for which your heart still yearns?"
    Cinderella was overjoyed. "I wish I was extremely wealthy", she said.

    Instantly, her rocking chair turned into solid gold. Alan, her
    cat, jumped off her lap and ran to the edge of the porch quivering
    with fear.

    "Oh thank you Fairy Godmother," said Cinderella.
    "Is there anything else you might wish for?" asked the Fairy
    Godmother.

    Cinderella looked down at her frail body, and said, "I wish I
    was young and full of the beauty I once had." At once, her wish was
    granted.

    Cinderella felt feeling inside her that she had not felt for
    years.

    The Fairy Godmother said, "you have one wish remaining, what
    shall you have?"

    Cinderella looked at her frightened cat in the corner and said,
    "I wish you to turn Alan, my old cat, into a handsome young man."
    Magically, Alan suddenly underwent a change and then before them stood
    young man with the looks and body that no other man could match.

    The Fairy Godmother again spoke "Congratulations Cinderella.
    Enjoy your new life," and with that she was gone.

    For a few eerie moments, Cinderella and Alan looked into each
    other's eyes. Cinderella sat breathless, gazing at the most stunning,
    perfect man she had ever seen.

    Alan walked over to Cinderella and held her close in his
    muscular arms.

    He leant in close to her ear and whispered in a warm breath,
    "bet you regret having my balls chopped off now, don't you?" [​IMG]
     
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  2. noelg24

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    I couldnt imagine anything worse :hahaha :clap that was great...nice one mate...
     
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  3. Greebo

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    ROFLMFAO That was ACE :lol: Nice one :lol:
     
  4. SimonV

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    Nugget does it again. You da man 8)
     
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  5. Rosy
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    As long as everything else is still there it will be ok won't it? :oops:
     
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  6. nugget
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    What 'else' do you mean Rosy? Without that 'other' he just won't rise to the occasion. :lol:
     
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  7. Rosy
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    Would viagra not even solve this? Sorry but I have to ask. :oops:
     
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  8. nugget
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    Sorry but I don't know Rosy, I've never needed it. :lol:
     
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  9. noelg24

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    well since he was a cat in a former life i tink the viagra might take its toll on the poor fella...besides its meant for humans...not sure about furballs though... :roll: but then again... :eek:
     
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  10. AJ

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    Good one Nugget. Trust Rosy to drag the thread into the gutter :lol:
     
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  11. Rosy
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    WHAT AJ?? You don't find anything out unless you ask! :wink:
     
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