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CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Bluerinse, Nov 8, 2005.

  1. Bluerinse
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    A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.

    She directs him down the correct aisle and a few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?"

    He answers, " You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own, then so does she.
     
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  2. tripwire45
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    Saw this on the web before. When the female board members see this one, I suggest you hide. :tongue
     
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  3. Bluerinse
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    :ohmy But where can I hide, you've got me all scared now.

    I wouldn't have posted it, if that leather clad, whip cracking, duct tape wielding, Irish colleen was still around :eek:

    <Bluerinse scampers off>
     
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  4. Veteran's son

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    Doesn't sound good, Bluerinse! :p :ohmy :biggrin
     
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  5. Jakamoko
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    Jakamoko On the move again ...

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    You're doomed, mate ! :rolleyes:
     
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  6. Arroryn
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    Arroryn we're all dooooooomed

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    Also: :)


    I'll be nice, seeing as it was funny. You've got a ten second head start before I hunt you down and kill you like a legendarily elusive dodo.
     
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  7. Missy

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    :curtain Hi Bluerinse just shaking the dust of my :whip lol
     
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  8. Veteran's son

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    Uh Oh!
    That's not good! :blink :biggrin
     
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  9. tripwire45
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    Now I see what it takes to bring the ladies out of hiding. :tongue
     
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  10. Bluerinse
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    Weird hey. And there was I thinking they were all non smokers. I can't imagine what it was that caught their eye :rolleyes:
     
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  11. JonnyMX

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    It could have been worse.
    They guy could have come home with a sheep...
     
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  12. Missy

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    Ya Jonny lol
     
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