Chuck Norris Jokes

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1.

Chuck Norris has 2 speeds, walk, and kill

2.

Chuck Norris got laid before his dad did.

3.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run across the Earth and punch himself in the back.

4.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals that Chuck Norris lets survive.

 

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Some more:

Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.

 

i herd that third one, that fourth one is eh... but the second and the first one are hilerious.

 

Chuck Norris can divide by zero

 

*sigh*
let's just all go to http://chucknorrisfacts.com/, and be done with it.

 

Boooo, spoil sport