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Chuck Norris Jokes

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by aao_pwner, Feb 27, 2006.

  1. aao_pwner

    aao_pwner Bit Poster

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    Chuck Norris has 2 speeds, walk, and kill :twisted:

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    Chuck Norris got laid before his dad did. :blink

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    Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run across the Earth and punch himself in the back.

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    There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals that Chuck Norris lets survive.
     
  2. mrvolleyball

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    Some more:

    Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

    Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

    Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

    Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
     
  3. aao_pwner

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    i herd that third one, that fourth one is eh... but the second and the first one are hilerious.
     
  4. MattyW

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    Chuck Norris can divide by zero
     
    Certifications: BSc
  5. d-Faktor
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    d-Faktor R.I.P - gone but never forgotten.

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