catholic dog

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Catholic Dog

Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for
company.

One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and
asked,"Father, me dog is dead. Could ya' be saying' a mass for the poor
creature?"

Father Patrick replied, "I'm afraid not; we cannot have services for an
animal in the church. But there are some Baptists down the lane, and
there's no tellin' what they believe. Maybe they'll do something for
the
creature."

Muldoon said, "I'll go right away Father. Do ya' think £ 5,000 is enough
to donate to them for the service?"

Father Patrick exclaimed, "Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus! Why didn`t ya
tell me the dog was Catholic?