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catholic dog

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by moominboy, Sep 21, 2005.

  1. moominboy

    moominboy Gigabyte Poster

    Catholic Dog

    Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for
    company.

    One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and
    asked,"Father, me dog is dead. Could ya' be saying' a mass for the poor
    creature?"

    Father Patrick replied, "I'm afraid not; we cannot have services for an
    animal in the church. But there are some Baptists down the lane, and
    there's no tellin' what they believe. Maybe they'll do something for
    the
    creature."

    Muldoon said, "I'll go right away Father. Do ya' think £ 5,000 is enough
    to donate to them for the service?"

    Father Patrick exclaimed, "Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus! Why didn`t ya
    tell me the dog was Catholic? :p :twisted:
     
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