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Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by juice142, Nov 22, 2005.

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  1. juice142

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    I take it that our favourite Irish Footballer has passed on.

    Well, I walked past my local butcher's this evening and there was a sign outside which was advertising 'Best Liver'...

    :tune
     
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    *groan* :)
     
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    from my understanding
    you better get in there quick
    because there is not much 'best liver' left
     
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  4. juice142

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    Apparently there will be no Christmas lights in Vietnam this year - they will be just hanging glitter. :blink
     
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  5. Boycie
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    do you know the best thing for liver? :dry
     
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    onions?
     
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    yep, 2lb of them! :ohmy
     
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  8. juice142

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    What's yellow and runs off a 13amp plug?

    [HIDE]George Best[/HIDE]

    :rolleyes:
     
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    [HIDE]i'm intrigued - what's the answer?[/HIDE]
     
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    i was going to do that one but didn't think it'd go down to well,

    as it's his last 24 hours (possibly) i think it might be fair to leave jokes for a while.

    just my 2 pence though....
     
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  11. ffreeloader

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    Err.... Just what is this thread about? It makes no sense at all to me. Usually I can glean something out of a thread that makes sense to me but this one has me baffled.
     
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  12. moominboy

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    george best, freddy, was one of the greatest football players of all time but unforunately got carried away with fame and is now, lying in hospital with liver failure for the second time in his life, HERE'S some more info.
     
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    Thanks. I was going to make a crack about how I've been a football fan for most of my life and have never even heard of him before, but I won't.... Soccer alone probably killed his liver.... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
     
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  14. Jakamoko
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    I think given his current condition, we should wrap this one up now Guys. I'm sure you will agree. Thread closed.
     
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