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Blonde joke

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Raffaz, Mar 9, 2007.

  1. Raffaz

    Raffaz Kebab Lover Gold Member

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    A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

    The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

    The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

    Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

    Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

    To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

    The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

    The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
    :)
     
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  2. csx

    csx Megabyte Poster

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    lol wasn't expecting that! :D
     
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  3. nXPLOSi

    nXPLOSi Terabyte Poster

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    Lol, didnt see that coming either, good stuff :P
     
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  4. Leehaa

    Leehaa Gigabyte Poster

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    Lol! :p
     
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  5. Fergal1982

    Fergal1982 Petabyte Poster

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    surely the fact she approaches the same guy for the past two days, and asked the exact same thing gave away that she was a blond (i mean, surely you'd remember that you refused her for being blonde the day before?) :biggrin

    Sorry, was that ruining the joke? i do like blonde jokes, lots of fun to be had.
     
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  6. noelg24

    noelg24 Terabyte Poster

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    top notch mate didnt expect that at all..:biggrin
     
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  8. supag33k

    supag33k Kilobyte Poster

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    Heres another blonde joke for ye folks:

    Q. How do you get a blonde to run a small business?
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    A. Give her a BIG business and wait six months!
     
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  9. nugget
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    LMAO.:biggrin
     
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