Blonde Joke no 2

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Blonde walks into the Hair Salon, wearing her personal hi-fi.

"OK, Madam, just take a seat - oh, and just pop off your headset, please" says the stylist.

"I can't" says the blonde.

"But Madam, I can't possibly cut your hair if your wearing earphones - the wires would be a danger when I'm using scissors"

"I can't", repeats the blonde, oblivious to the danger.

"Please Madam", says the stylist, become slighty irritated.

"I can't" says the blonde for a third time.

This continues, until finally, the stylist PULLS the headphones off her head in exasperation. Curious, he puts the 'phones up to his own ear, only to hear...



















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"Breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out ..........

 

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When I tell this one, I draw it out as much as possible. It can take as long as five minutes to tell it if done right. Also, as I recall Gav, your missus is blonde. Is this a case of shooting yourself in the foot?

 

No way, Trip - like I said to you yesterday, she is a rare breed - a blonde with a brain (albeit low-mileage !!!!)

Nah she's cool - can laugh at whats funny, and can't stand stupidity (why else do you think i get to spend so much time around here ?)