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Blonde Joke no 2

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Jakamoko, Dec 20, 2003.

  1. Jakamoko
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    Jakamoko On the move again ...

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    Blonde walks into the Hair Salon, wearing her personal hi-fi.

    "OK, Madam, just take a seat - oh, and just pop off your headset, please" says the stylist.

    "I can't" says the blonde.

    "But Madam, I can't possibly cut your hair if your wearing earphones - the wires would be a danger when I'm using scissors"

    "I can't", repeats the blonde, oblivious to the danger.

    "Please Madam", says the stylist, become slighty irritated.

    "I can't" says the blonde for a third time.

    This continues, until finally, the stylist PULLS the headphones off her head in exasperation. Curious, he puts the 'phones up to his own ear, only to hear...



















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    "Breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out ..........
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  2. tripwire45
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    tripwire45 Zettabyte Poster

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    When I tell this one, I draw it out as much as possible. It can take as long as five minutes to tell it if done right. Also, as I recall Gav, your missus is blonde. Is this a case of shooting yourself in the foot?
     
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  3. Jakamoko
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    Jakamoko On the move again ...

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    No way, Trip - like I said to you yesterday, she is a rare breed - a blonde with a brain (albeit low-mileage !!!!)

    Nah she's cool - can laugh at whats funny, and can't stand stupidity (why else do you think i get to spend so much time around here ?)

    :lol:
     
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