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Discussion in 'The Lounge - Off Topic' started by Mr.Cheeks, Apr 18, 2007.

  1. Mitzs
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    Mitzs Ducktape Goddess

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    Excuse me, my hair is so black it is almost blue. Not a single strand of blond running though it or my mind! :dry Those are meds moments not blond dam it. :biggrin
     
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  2. Mr.Cheeks

    Mr.Cheeks 1st ever Gold Member! Gold Member

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    anyway, thes test that i mentioned about <plonker user> would be happening next week, it seems after a *informal* discussion with my manager that they *already* know of <plonker> lack of IT skills, but <plonker> mentioned that <plonker> was dedicated, committed and eager to learn in the interview...

    3 month probabation anyway, to see if <plonker> can be a <user> and then have the potental of becoming an IT Tech...

    We'll see...
     
  3. nugget
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    That was even funnier than the OP.:biggrin



    I feel for you mate, I really do. I have the same problem with a french speaking user.:blink Thank goodness she is really a user.


    Does that mean that you are a token blond?


    Probably won't change much mate worst luck.:dry
    These types have the 'survival 1.0 program' installed.
     
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  4. Mr.Cheeks

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    at least she dont have the 'command and conquer v2 extreme edition' program installed
     
  5. Mr.Cheeks

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    Question:

    Whats more embarrassing;

    Cant resolve the problem whilst on the end with another <user>, and knowing that the proper <user> knows that you done have a clue

    or

    The proper <user> showing you how to resolve the problem!

    hmmmm
     
  6. Mr.Cheeks

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    I am pleased to report that after all of the questions <plonker> has been given me, i will be promoting the status to <user>.

    <User> is doing me proud, learning the basics, and i anticipate that <user> will be promoted to <IT newbie> within the next few months.
     
  7. wizard

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    Only to disappoint you with a momentary lapse and become <dipstick> :D
     
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  8. Mr.Cheeks

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    aka

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  9. Mr.Cheeks

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    Remember this <user>...

    Took <user> under my wing, spent time, effort, sweat, and now made me proud!

    Got a text this afternoon, and can confirm the new status

    <user> has been officially become an

    IT Tech A+ Certified ! passed the two exams today...

    Sooo happy for my fellow IT Tech!
     
  10. Mitzs
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    Mitzs Ducktape Goddess

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    MC that is way cool, and you rock for becoming a mentor!:respct Got to give you more reps for that one dude!:hug :beers2
     
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  11. tallpaul

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    can i just add, your collegue becomes a user, when they keep going to the bathroom,their pupils are dilated & they sniff alot.:biggrin
     
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