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Best Break-Up Letter Ever ...

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Bull Gates, Sep 27, 2005.

  1. Bull Gates

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    A soldier stationed in Afghanistan recently received a
    letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as
    follows:

    Dear Ricky,
    I can no longer continue our relationship. The
    distance between us is just too great. I must admit
    that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been
    gone, and it's not fair to either of us.
    I'm sorry.
    Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.
    Love, Becky..............

    The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow
    soldiers for any snapshots they could spare of their
    girlfriends, sisters or ex-girlfriends. In addition to
    the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other
    pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his
    buddies.
    There
    were 57 photos in that envelope.... along with this
    note:

    Dear Becky,
    I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the hell
    you are.
    Please take your picture from the pile, and send the
    rest back to me.
    Take Care,
    Ricky
     
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  2. nugget
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    On form today Bull. :thumbleft
     
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  3. moominboy

    moominboy Gigabyte Poster

    superb mate....will have to remember that! :biggrin :biggrin
     
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  4. Jakamoko
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    Blinder, Bull ! :biggrin
     
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  5. Phoenix
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  6. noelg24

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    perhaps I will try that one day...or maybe I already have! :rolleyes:

    EDIT: Phoenix...thats one cracker of a break up letter...the worst part is the dude still ate the brownies!!! how sick!!

    I am emailing that to some peeps...:hahaha :twisted:
     
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  7. Missy

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    Brilliant Bull.... lol LOTFPM
     
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  8. tripwire45
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    ??? :blink

    ROTFLMAO = Rolling On the Floor Laughing My @zz Off

    LOTFPM = ?

    P.S., I did look it up and came up with zip results.
     
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  9. moominboy

    moominboy Gigabyte Poster

    it could be laughing on the floor pissing myself or

    losing outright the final pac-man or

    lying on the floor prodding monkeys........
     
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  10. moominboy

    moominboy Gigabyte Poster

    awesome phoenix but i cant get over the fact that she cut up a simpsons episode.... :ohmy :ohmy

    sacrilege imho
     
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  11. Missy

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    Trip, got it off moominboy LOTFPM " Laughing on the floor p***ing myself "
    Missy
    ps. you learn something new everyday....
     
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  12. Pie Eater

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    nice letters!!!

    like the "LOTFPM" too!!
     
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  13. Veteran's son

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    Nice letter, Bull! :)
     
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  14. tripwire45
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    I just did. :blink


    :tongue
     
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