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Be gentle, it's my first joke posting

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by paulmaharg, Jun 7, 2004.

  1. paulmaharg

    paulmaharg New Member

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    NEWS JUST IN........

    A 2 man plane has crashed into a cemetary.
    So far the emergency services have found 300 bodies.
    We'll update you as this tragedy unfolds.
     
  2. nugget
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    nugget Junior toady

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    Not too bad for a first effort :lol:
     
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  3. tripwire45
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    tripwire45 Zettabyte Poster

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    Reminds me of this one:

    A group of politicians are on a bus travelling across country on a campaigning tour. The bus driver falls asleep at the wheel and the bus swerves off the road and crashes on an old farmer's land. By the time emergency crews arrive, the farmer is seen by the bus just finishing burying the last of the bus passengers. One of the police officers goes up to the man, seeing that everyone on the bus has been buried and asks incredulously: "Didn't anyone survive the crash?"

    The old farmer answers: "Well...some of them said they did but you know how those politicians lie".

    :eek:
     
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  4. Jakamoko
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    Jakamoko On the move again ...

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    2 good one there, but I reckon Paul's takes the honours :lol:
     
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