Be careful on dating sites!!!

Discussion in 'The Lounge - Off Topic' started by noelg24, Dec 14, 2005.

  1. noelg24

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    Guys this is why we shouldnt be doing this...Trip please take note...


    http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/12/14/man_woos_mother/
     
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  2. tripwire45
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    Geez, Noel. What do I look like...Oedipus? :blink
     
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  3. Arroryn

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    Hey, I met my boyfriend on a dating site!!!!


    lol. That's one bad story. Internet dating will never lose its stigma of being icky and bad. I think it's hilarious. Been dating 7 months, and I'm still telling the fella that I'll murder him soon and bury him under the patio :rolleyes:
     
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  4. noelg24

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    who is Oedipus? :eek: tell me he didnt date his mother?!?!
     
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  5. tripwire45
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    yeah I was only joking..I kinda remember him...sad fella...
     
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    I am getting 404 page not found errors :cry:

    I presume someone went on a dating site and ended up with Oedipus's mother. Am I right? :biggrin
     
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  8. tripwire45
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    So am I. Must be an issue with The Register. Pete, basically, this guy in France started wooing a gal on the internet. They exchanged info and found out they really liked each other. He asked for her pic and she scanned in a pic of a gal from a men's magazine. He was floored and asked to meet with her. She said ok but warned him that he'd be disappointed. At this point, they hadn't exchanged their real names or photos.

    They arranged to meet on a beach at a prearranged day and time. The fellow showed up and there she was, dressed in a pink top and white shorts just as she said she'd be. He got closer and she turned to face him. Excitement and erotic arousal gave way to horror as the guy saw that his "dream date" was his own mother!

    As they were both standing there aghast, a police officer ticketed them both for being on a restricted beach after sundown. They were so shocked that they blurted out the whole story to the officer. He wrote it up and the press picked up the story. Now they can't walk down the street anywhere without people pointing at them and laughing.

    I wonder if Oedipus had the easier time? :tongue

    Oh...the mother is apparently still married to the man's father and the father is none too pleased. He's banned his wife from the Internet.
     
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  9. moominboy

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    i should think his wife being on t'internet would be the least of his troubles if his son has "that" complex!

    keep yer son away from the tool shed would be a start.......:tongue
     
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  10. noelg24

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    no but Moom the hubby is right in banning his missus from the internet...maybe her marriage is that bad she resorted to online dating...guess she just wasnt expecting her son to be the one she would be chatting up!!! man that is just vile!!!
     
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  11. noelg24

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    you guys are right...its no longer on the site!!! why did they take it off? I enjoyed that story...I have looked high and low for it all over the site and cant find it at all!!! damn u!!
     
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  12. moominboy

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    yeah i know noel! i meant that i'd rather a cheating wife than my son to murder me. capiche? lol! :tongue
     
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