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Barbers woe

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by farmer, Nov 3, 2006.

  1. farmer

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    Barbers woe

    A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked, "How long before I
    can get a haircut?"
    The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About two
    hours." The guy left.
    A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How
    long before I can get a haircut?"
    The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About three hours." The
    guy left.
    A week later the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How
    long before I can get a haircut?"
    The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour and half."
    The guy left.
    The barber turned to a friend and said, "Hey, Bill, do me a favor.
    Follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has
    to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back."
    A little while later Bill returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.
    The barber asked, "So where does that guy go when he leaves?"
    Bill looked up, tears in his eyes and said,






    "Your house."
     
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  2. Mr.Cheeks

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    dont get it :rolleyes: :oops:
     
  3. farmer

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    i take it the comment was tounge in cheek
     
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  4. Mr.Cheeks

    Mr.Cheeks 1st ever Gold Member! Gold Member

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    no i seriously dont understand the joke
     
  5. Lord Deckard

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    Cheeks, with your sense of humour, I never thought we'd have to explain a joke! I'm assuming the bloke is off to see the barbers wife/daughter/sister. Or partner/brother/son. Hey, we live in cosmopolitan times!
     
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  6. Mr.Cheeks

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    see i thought the guy that stuck is his head in the door must of had really long hair for the barber not to notice him, but i cant see the funny side of it :blink and even thought about what you said, and that just confused me even more! :rolleyes:
     

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