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Banta as a carpenter

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by sweerawardena, Oct 22, 2008.

  1. sweerawardena

    sweerawardena New Member

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    Banta was a carpenter on a building site, he rushed up to the site engineer. "Sir, Sir!" he cried, "Someone just dropped a knife from the top of the scaffold and sliced my ear off!"

    The site engineer immediately organized a search party to find the ear in the hope that micro-surgeon would be able to sew it on again, if it was well-preserved in ice and taken immediately to the hospital in a thermos flask.

    "Here it is!" cried one of the searchers, waving an ear.

    "No, that s not it," said the injured Banta, "mine had a pencil behind it!"
     
  2. Dullage

    Dullage Byte Poster

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    So did they find the guys ear in the end? :blink
     
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  3. Big Brotha

    Big Brotha Bit Poster

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    I "heard" that they didn't:oops:
     

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