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Apple's new innovation

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Bluerinse, May 26, 2007.

  1. Bluerinse
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    Bluerinse Exabyte Poster

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    Apple announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play high fidelity music in women's breast implants.

    The iTit will cost $499 or $599 depending on speaker size.

    This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women have always complained about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
     
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  2. Headache

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    Ha ha !

    Pure genius. Wouldn't it be great if the chips also made the tits "jiggle" in time to the music ?
     
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  3. Raffaz

    Raffaz Kebab Lover Gold Member

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    Excellent :clap
     
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  4. nugget
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    ROTFLMAO [​IMG]
     
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    Nice one, good job your down under I don't think a slap from the ladies of the forum can reach that far :D
     
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  7. twizzle

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    Well leat you'd have an excuse for a grope..."I was just trying to turn up the volume, honest!"
     
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  8. Mr.Cheeks

    Mr.Cheeks 1st ever Gold Member! Gold Member

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    this time, he can literally press the tit!
     
  9. twizzle

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    Dont you mean "feel a right Tit"?
     
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    nXPLOSi Terabyte Poster

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    Lol :D
     
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