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an other one on management

Discussion in 'The Lounge - Off Topic' started by Tinus1959, Apr 3, 2008.

  1. Tinus1959

    Tinus1959 Gigabyte Poster

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    I heard this one some time ago, but remember only one type. Maybe we can reproduce the other types. There where six in all.

    There are different types of managers.
    One of these is the seagull type.

    They come flying in making a lot of noise, drop their sh*t everywhere and then leave to let the rest clean up their mess.
     
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  2. robbo1962

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    There are several methods of management 1. The pyramid method where the manager is at the top and distributes to his second in command and it filters down the chain. 2. The wheel method where the manager is at the centre of the wheel and his commands go out to others via the spokes, and the company i work for uses 3 The Mushroom method, you keep the staff in the dark and sh*t on them daily.
     
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