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Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by tripwire45, Nov 2, 2005.

  1. tripwire45
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    tripwire45 Zettabyte Poster

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    Ah love. It makes the world spin. Some say the sexes are equal, but I'm inclined to disagree - after all, I'm the man in my house so I always get the last word - 'Yes, dear...'

    I like frogs, and their outlook, and the way they get together in wet places on warm nights and sing about sex. - overheard at the New England Aquarium

    I love you for your mind, now give me your body - Queen

    I missed you so much I cried a tear in the ocean. The day you find it is the day I will stop loving you!

    I ran into my Ex yesterday... Then I backed up and hit him again.

    I ran up the door, closed the stairs, said my pajamas, put on my prayers, I
    turned off the bed and hopped into the light all because you kissed me goodnight.

    I'd love to live life in the fast lane... unfortunately, I'm married to a speedbump.

    I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house. -Zsa Zsa Gabor

    I'm not going to get married again. I'm just going to find woman I detest and
    give her a house - Lewis Grizzard

    If loving you makes a slave of me, then I'll spend my whole life in chains. -Sophie B. Hawkins

    If you love something enough, set it free. If it comes back, it isn't worthy of you. If it doesn't, then it's just like all your other miserable relationships.

    In my house I am king, and my law is, "whatever my wife says shall be done."

    Lay an egg if that's the best you can do

    Life is spent between episodes of women being mad at you.

    Love doesn't just make the world go 'round, it makes the ride worthwhile!

    Love has reasons that reason knows nothing of.

    Love is a fire. Whether it will warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.

    Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye opener.

    Love is friendship set on fire. - French Proverb

    Love is never having to say 'Shut the hell up.' - Wally Pleasant

    Love is the only drug you can take that will convince you each time that you've never had it before.

    Love isn't blind. There's just nothing it hasn't seen.

    Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success. - Jim Backus

    Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution. - Mae West

    Marriage is an institution. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.
     
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  2. moominboy

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    awesome mate!

    when the moon hits your eyes, like a big pizza pie.....thats amore!
     
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  3. nugget
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    ...and when you swim in a river, and a fish bites your finger .....that's a moray
     
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  4. moominboy

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    class nugg! pure class!

    2 jokes for the price of one thread?

    sweet! :tongue
     
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  5. Jakamoko
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    Glesga version - when the moon hits your eyes, like a big pizza pie.....thats the morra !:biggrin
     
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  6. Veteran's son

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    Nice response, Jak! :biggrin
     
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  7. Bluerinse
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    Sorry Gav but what the :blink
     
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  8. nugget
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    I was going to ask the same but I was afraid I'd get more of the same, whatever it means.:rolleyes:
     
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  9. moominboy

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    the morra is scottish slang for "tomorrow" folks, but you're lucky he didn't go into proper slang as in "ramorra"! :tongue
     
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  10. Jakamoko
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    Nae borra ! Cheers forra explanation, Moom ! :biggrin
     
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  11. moominboy

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    oh! the banter!

    hurry, hurry Missus murray-aaa! 2 for a pooooouunddd-aaaaaa!

    sport socks! get yir sports socks!

    2 furra a fivaaar, missus macguiver-aaaaa!

    ony bagga frooot-aaa, furra poooooouuunddd-aaaa!


    hehehehehe! :tongue
     
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  12. Missy

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    Dave you really must lay down!!!!!! I told you about those tab's before... :-)
     
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  13. Veteran's son

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    Missy, you're funny! :p :biggrin
     
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  14. moominboy

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    watch it missy...... or i'll set my camel, Steve on you! :tongue

    p.s, the barras is a massive market in Glasgow where you often hear shouts like above,

    [​IMG]
     
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  15. Jakamoko
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    LMAO !!! :biggrin
    Dave - you forgot "hats, scarfs, macaroon baaars !!! "
    :tongue
     
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  16. moominboy

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    just got a big boot of nostalgia then! macaroon bars!

    awesome, might go on t'internet and look for a few old sweet shop sites, (try saying that after a few beers!)
     
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  17. Veteran's son

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    moom
    you are a hilarious guy(again). :p :biggrin
     
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  18. moominboy

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    [​IMG]
     
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  19. JonnyMX

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    Frogs can use Outlook?
     
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  20. Veteran's son

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    Good one Jon! :p :biggrin
     
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