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Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by cazzam35, Dec 1, 2005.

  1. cazzam35

    cazzam35 Kilobyte Poster

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    Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
    A: Ask your Mom.


    Q: How do you know when you're REALLY ugly?
    A: Dogs hump your leg with their eyes closed.


    Q: Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love?
    A: Because they have cotton balls.


    Q: What is the quickest way to clear out a men's restroom?
    A: Say, "Nice Dick."


    Q: How do you know you're leading a sad life?
    A: When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Let's just be friends
     
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  2. Bluerinse
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    Wow Cazz you are on a roll today :biggrin
     
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  3. cazzam35

    cazzam35 Kilobyte Poster

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    always on a roll when i've been at work for 15 hrs, now all i
    have to do is relax so i can try get 4 hrs sleep.
     
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