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Adam

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by AJ, May 28, 2008.

  1. AJ

    AJ Administrator Administrator

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    Adam said,
    'Lord, what do You
    Want me to do?'

    God said, 'Go down
    Into that valley.'

    Adam said, 'What's a Valley?'

    God explained it to
    Him.

    Then God said,
    'Cross the river.'

    Adam said, 'What's a River?'

    God explained that
    To him, and then said,
    'Go over to the hill....'

    Adam said, 'What is a
    Hill?'

    So, God explained to
    Adam what a hill was.

    He told Adam, 'On
    The other side of the
    Hill you will find a
    Cave.'

    Adam said, 'What's a
    Cave?'

    After God explained,
    He said, 'In the cave
    You will find a woman.'

    Adam said, 'What's a Woman?'

    So God explained
    That to him, too.

    Then, God said, 'I
    Want you to
    Reproduce.'

    Adam said, 'How do
    I do that?'

    God first said (under His breath), 'Geez.....'
    And then, just like Everything else, God Explained that to
    Adam, as well.

    So, Adam goes down
    Into the valley,

    Across the river, and
    Over the hill, into the
    Cave, and finds the
    Woman..

    Then, in about five Minutes, he was back.
    God, His patience
    Wearing thin, said
    Angrily, 'What is it
    Now?'

    And Adam said....











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  2. UCHEEKYMONKEY
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    UCHEEKYMONKEY R.I.P - gone but never forgotten. Gold Member

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    LOL :biggrin
     
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  3. Pady

    Pady Nibble Poster

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    my wife must be a direct decendant from Eve then!
     
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  4. nugget
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    nugget Junior toady

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    I could tell him.:twisted:
     
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