A man walks into the doctors

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A man walks into the doctors....


Doc - "Hello. How can I help you?"

Man - "I've got an orange willy doc."

Doc - "What??"

Man - "My willy - it's turned orange."

Doc - "Umm... I'll have to look that up.... It seems it could be a
sign of stress; do you suffer from stress?

Man - "Not really."

Doc - "What about stress at work?"

Man - "Well, I did have a nightmare job, a complete idiot for a boss, I
worked 80 hours week for pennies and then I got the sack."

Doc - "That sounds very stressful."

Man - "Yeah, but my new job is great - half the hours, 3 times the
salary and I feel really appreciated."

Doc - "Umm... what about your home life?"

Man - "Well, my girlfriend is a complete cow, she nags non-stop and
puts me down every chance she gets."

Doc - "That sounds stressful."

Man - "Yeah, but I'm leaving her and I've never been happier."

Doc - "Umm... what about your social life?"

Man - "Social life? I don't really have one."

Doc - "Really? What do you do in your spare time?"

Man - "Watch porn and eat Cheesels."

 

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I dont think I could eat cheesels whilst watching porn...in fact I dont eat anything at all...when it comes to sex...well...I'll leave it there...but my god what a good joke mate....

 

I feel strangely sick, Nugg

 

So Nugg - why was his willy orange then :?: Please can you explain as I just don't get it!

 

I don't know what to say. Of all the wisecracks, tawdry jokes, and off-colour (probably orange) comments I thought of when I read your post Rosy, I don't think I dare use a one. You'd better ask Si to explain.

 

Why's that Trip, does Si eat cheesels too?

 

So how would the Guy be eating Cheesels through his willy, then ? :hhhmmm

Hey, come on, Nugg - that just cannot be possible - explain yourself here Mate, everyone wants to know ...... :?: