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A man walks into the doctors

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by nugget, Jun 10, 2004.

  1. nugget
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    A man walks into the doctors....


    Doc - "Hello. How can I help you?"

    Man - "I've got an orange willy doc."

    Doc - "What??"

    Man - "My willy - it's turned orange."

    Doc - "Umm... I'll have to look that up.... It seems it could be a
    sign of stress; do you suffer from stress?

    Man - "Not really."

    Doc - "What about stress at work?"

    Man - "Well, I did have a nightmare job, a complete idiot for a boss, I
    worked 80 hours week for pennies and then I got the sack."

    Doc - "That sounds very stressful."

    Man - "Yeah, but my new job is great - half the hours, 3 times the
    salary and I feel really appreciated."

    Doc - "Umm... what about your home life?"

    Man - "Well, my girlfriend is a complete cow, she nags non-stop and
    puts me down every chance she gets."

    Doc - "That sounds stressful."

    Man - "Yeah, but I'm leaving her and I've never been happier."

    Doc - "Umm... what about your social life?"

    Man - "Social life? I don't really have one."

    Doc - "Really? What do you do in your spare time?"

    Man - "Watch porn and eat Cheesels." :huh
     
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  2. noelg24

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    I dont think I could eat cheesels whilst watching porn...in fact I dont eat anything at all...when it comes to sex...well...I'll leave it there...but my god what a good joke mate.... :hahaha
     
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  3. Jakamoko
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    I feel strangely sick, Nugg :cry:


    :lol:
     
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  4. Rosy
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    So Nugg - why was his willy orange then :?: Please can you explain as I just don't get it! :eek: :wink:
     
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    :eek: I don't know what to say. Of all the wisecracks, tawdry jokes, and off-colour (probably orange) comments I thought of when I read your post Rosy, I don't think I dare use a one. You'd better ask Si to explain. :lol:
     
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  6. nugget
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    Why's that Trip, does Si eat cheesels too?
     
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  7. Jakamoko
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    So how would the Guy be eating Cheesels through his willy, then ? :scratch :hhhmmm

    Hey, come on, Nugg - that just cannot be possible - explain yourself here Mate, everyone wants to know ...... :?:
     
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