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A Bridge To Hawaii

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by wizard, Jul 10, 2007.

  1. wizard

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    A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."

    The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."

    The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, just think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the support required reaching the bottom of the Pacific, and the concrete and steel i would take! It would nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something else that could possibly help mankind."

    The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "Lord, wish that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how >she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment; why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong; and how I can make a woman truly happy."

    The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four lanes on that bridge?"
     
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