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A blonde goes into a casino

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by nugget, Sep 2, 2004.

  1. nugget
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    nugget Junior toady

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    A blonde walks into a casino and changes 10000 Euro into chips and goes to the roulette table.

    When she arrives she asks the croupiers, "Can I take my clothes off to play, I always win when I can play naked".

    "Hmmm, ok, no problem".
    She lays all the chips on the table and the croupier rolls the ball.
    The ball lands on a number.
    The blonde jumps around like crazy shouting "Yaaay, I won, I won!!!!".
    She quickly leaves the table after scooping up the chips.

    A short while later one croupier asks the other
    "Hey, which number did she bet on ???"
    "Hmmm, I thought you . . ."
    "No, I thought you . . . !!!???"

    Moral
    Not all blonde's are dumb, but all men are still men !!:D
     
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  2. noelg24

    noelg24 Terabyte Poster

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    is there a casino where all the staff are females? :rolleyes: :twisted:
     
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  3. Phoenix
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    Phoenix 53656e696f7220 4d6f64

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    which casino might this be?

    lol
     
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  4. punkboy101
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    punkboy101 Back from the wilderness

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    Maybe, but it probly wouldn't have the same affect. lol :rolleyes:
     
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  5. Jakamoko
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    Jakamoko On the move again ...

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    Can I just add - great gag, Nugget :biggrin
     
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  6. noelg24

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    not unless the females were the ones who were naked...:twisted:
     
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  7. SimonV

    SimonV Petabyte Poster Administrator

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    Good one Nugget. Top joke.
     
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