A bee in my bonnet

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That's the industry standard. Besides, it's not like she's running her own shop. She's part of an agency (a VP in fact) and I'm sure the accounting department pays close attention to how all the numbers line up...or am I being naive?

 

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I know someone who does accounting books and mathematic books for schools his agent takes 28%.

So you may be lucky

 

We don't have an agent... neener, neener, neener...

...course, we don't get a big share of the royalties, either...

 

nuff said...

 

So you're saying, basically, that it's OK with you if I repost the Mitzsisms thread, right? ;)

Do I do it? Do I not? Do I do it? Do I not?

come on, I've got it ready to go...

 

OW go on Mike, i'd love to see if she's as daft as my old mum.

Mum used to say things like " If you drop somethig electrical in the bath you get Hydro-electrocuted"

When doing some DIY she asked " So how have you put it on the wall?"
Reply "With No Nails"
Her "So how is it stuck to the wall?"
Reply "With No Nails."
Her again "How can you stick something to the wall with no nails? Don't you use screws?"
Reply again "No i used No Nails!"
"So you used Screws?"
"No, No Nails!"
"So screws???????"
"No, No Nails"

And so forth, until i had to explain No NAils was a type of glue, and believe me taht explanation took a long time to filter in!

Well what do you expect of the Cornish?

Oh and one more for good look, When asked where north is, she would always reply "Its always in front of your nose", and couldnt see why that wasn't true. So lesson, never go anywhere with my mother if she is reading the map!

 

Aw, go on - just don't tell anyone...

 

Every morning I stare in the mirror asking myself "Who is tis guy?"
And then my wife shouts from downstairs: "Martien!!!!" and then I know...

 

Well, then my name must be "Kitty", because every morning I hear my wife yell, "Here Kitty, Kitty, Kitty"....

 

Does she make you eat breakfast out of a bowl on the floor?

 

That's what I get if I'm lucky. I mean, if I show up when she calls me....

 

Could be worse she could take you to the vet to get neutered.

 

I PMed her to get "permission", but I think she's ignoring me.

Keep in mind that I've never posted Mitzsisms out of "meanness" or to show that Mitzs is "daft". In fact, nothing in them would show that she's daft at all (matter of fact... she's quite bright)... it largely focuses on her "fast spelling mistakes" that I personally find quite endearing. And the quotes (all of which are her own!) are quite humorous to me.

 

Ooooh, SHE will know... and then I will know that she knows.

 

Wow Michael, where did you learn to kiss ass like that??

You must have a degree in it!! (or have you been taking lessons off Trip??)

 

Dude... she lives in Tennessee... she can hunt me down...

 

Hmmm:hhhmmm Good Point!!

I glad I live in the UK (although I have heard Mitzs has agents everywhere) That reminds me where is Arroryn??

 

Probably plotting together to take over the world. Together... they might just be able to do it.

 

The same thing they do every night! Thier pinky and the Brain!


(Sorry couldnt resist lol)