A bad start to the day

Discussion in 'The Lounge - Off Topic' started by skulkerboyo, Jul 8, 2009.

  1. skulkerboyo

    skulkerboyo Megabyte Poster

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    I would have put this in just for laughs only it actually p o'd me that this got past first line.
    I'm gonna take em outside and whack em with a big stick for this

    Job gets logged with email attached stating

    "Hi there

    I am trying to run an on-line course demonstration which I wouldlike to use in Finance however am unable to do so.

    I have copied in the error message below. Can you help?"

    Heres the picture. Any clues in there?

    :cry:
     

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  2. Qs

    Qs Semi-Honorary Member Gold Member

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    You should edit it in paint underlining the browser names and send it back with lots of angry smilies :p

    Qs
     
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  3. Qs

    Qs Semi-Honorary Member Gold Member

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    Actually, scratch that, they probably wouldn't notice.
     
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  4. Ence

    Ence Kilobyte Poster

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    The developer is the problem :FFLove
     
  5. dales

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    Count yourself lucky that your helpdesk knows what a browser is, let alone which one!
     
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  6. danielno8

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    omg just realised this was logged by 1st line rather than a user!
     
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  7. ericrollo

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    who in hell do you have employed in first line support
     
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  8. twizzle

    twizzle Gigabyte Poster

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    if your first line guys are being paid more than 18k its too much...no wiat with a message liek that, if thier being paid its too much!

    (can i come and work there? i coudl stop those mesages with my slight adjustment tool, aka a lagre foot in teh arse!)
     
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  9. Boycie
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    dear, dear, dear!
     
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  10. billyr

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    Did they try turning it off and on again 3 times ?:biggrin
     
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  11. dazza786

    dazza786 Megabyte Poster

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    Haha, you're no better with that spelling! :biggrin

    PS. Did you ever find a fix for that fatal error skulkerboyo?:P
     
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  12. BosonMichael
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    "Yep, three times, just like you told me to." :p
     
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  13. skulkerboyo

    skulkerboyo Megabyte Poster

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    Sadly no. :cry:As a result of my epic inability to fix such a complex issue I have handed in my MCSA and will now take a job cleaning out the ape enclosure at bristol zoo.

    Last I heard the company I worked for went under as a direct result of not being able to access training software. The finance department were trying to rub keyboards together to make fire as I left the building
     
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  14. Qs

    Qs Semi-Honorary Member Gold Member

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    Hahaha +rep for you sir. Cheered me up. :p

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  15. dales

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    You can't sort your icons by penis!
     
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  16. BosonMichael
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    hahahahah... that video is classic.
     
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  17. JohnBradbury

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    Out of interest do your 1st line guys have admin rights to the desktop estate?

    If not then there isn't much more they could have done.
     
  18. Theprof

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    This is funny, I got to admit... And what kind of first line support do you guys have?
     
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  19. skulkerboyo

    skulkerboyo Megabyte Poster

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    Well John, the most retarded bit is they already have IE installed so its not just a helpdesk fail but a super fail on the part of the finance guy. Can we get a facepalm smiley somehow?
     
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