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Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by nugget, Jul 1, 2005.

  1. nugget
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    George W Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his
    talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand, and the
    President asks him his name. "Billy!", "And what is your question, Billy?"

    I have three questions: First - why did the USA invade Iraq without the
    support of the UN? Second - why are you President when Al Gore got more
    votes? and Third - whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?"

    Just then the bell rings for recess. George W. Bush informs the Kiddies that
    they will continue after recess. When they resumed, The President says,
    "Okay where were we? Oh that's right - question time. Who has a question?"

    A different little boy puts up his hand, George points him out and asks his
    name. "Steve!"
    "And what is your question, Steve?"

    "I have five questions: First - why did the USA invade Iraq without the
    support of the UN? Second - why are you President when Al Gore got more
    votes? Third whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?" Fourth - why did the
    recess bell go 20 minutes early? and Fifth - what happened to Billy?":blink
     
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