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22 things not to say to a cop

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Raffaz, Dec 9, 2006.

  1. Raffaz

    Raffaz Kebab Lover Gold Member

    1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

    2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

    3. Aren't you that guy from the Village People?

    4. Hey, you must have been doin' at least 120 mph to keep up with me...Good job!

    5. Didn't I see you get your ass kicked on COPS?

    6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a cop.

    7. I almost decided to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.

    8. Bad cop! No donut!

    9. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

    10. Gee, Officer...that's terrific...the last officer only gave me a warning too!

    11. Excuse me...is stick up hyphenated?

    12. Wow, you look just like the guy in the picture on my girlfriend's nightstand.

    13. Is it true that people become cops because they're too dumb to work at McDonald's?

    14. I pay your salary!

    15. So, uh, you on the take, or what?

    16. Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.

    17. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

    18. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around-that's how far ahead of me they are.

    19. What do you mean, "Have I been drinking?" You're the trained specialist.

    20. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.

    21. Hey, is that a 9 mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 Magnum.

    22. Hey, can you give me another one of those full cavity searches?
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  2. The_Geek

    The_Geek Megabyte Poster

    23. What do you mean, "Have I been drinking?" Why, is there a fat chick in the back seat?

    (taken from Larry the Cable Guy)
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  3. Theprof

    Theprof Petabyte Poster Forum Leader

    lmao too funy
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  4. Mitzs
    Honorary Member

    Mitzs Ducktape Goddess

    :biggrin I love those, specially number 8. I have a couple of state trooper buddies, and a sister inlaw who is a deputy. I will have to see how funny they think they are.:twisted: :biggrin
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    UCHEEKYMONKEY R.I.P - gone but never forgotten. Gold Member

    Excellent number 8, 9 LOL so true!:biggrin
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  6. nXPLOSi

    nXPLOSi Terabyte Poster

    Number 6 is wicked lol
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  7. Cockles

    Cockles Megabyte Poster

    Excellent work :clap
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