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2 nuns....

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by moominboy, Jun 30, 2006.

  1. moominboy

    moominboy Gigabyte Poster

    Two nuns, sister Catherine and Sister Helen, are traveling through
    Europe in their car. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic
    light. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny Dracula jumps onto the hood of
    the car and hisses through the windshield.

    "Quick, quick!" shouts Sister Catherine. "What shall we do?"

    "Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the abomination,"
    says Sister Helen.

    Sister Catherine switches them on, knocking Dracula about, but he
    clings on and continues hissing at the nuns. "What shall I do now?" she
    shouts.

    "Switch on the windshield washer. I filled it up with Holy Water at
    the Vatican," says Sister Helen. Sister Catherine turns on the
    windshield
    washer.

    Dracula screams as the water burns his skin, but he clings on and
    continues hissing at the nuns.

    "Now what?" shouts Sister Catherine.

    "Show him your cross," says Sister Helen.

    "Now you're talking," says Sister Catherine.

    She opens the window and shouts,

    "Get the f@*k off my car!"
     
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