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10 Ways to know you are a geek

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by damienj3, Mar 11, 2007.

  1. damienj3

    damienj3 Byte Poster

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    10. When filling out your driver's license application you give your IP address.

    9. You no longer ask prospective dates what their sign is, instead your line is "Hi, what's your URL?"

    8. Instead of calling you to dinner, your spouse sends e-mail. 0
    7. You're amazed to find out spam is a food.

    6. You "ping" people to see if they're awake, "finger" them to find out how they are, and "AYT" them to make sure they're listening to you.

    5. You search the Net endlessly hoping to win every silly free T-shirt contest.

    4. You introduce your wife as "my lady@home.wife" and refer to your children as "client applications".

    3. At social functions you introduce your husband as "my domain server".

    2. After winning the office super bowl pool you blurt out, "I feel so colon-right parentheses!"

    And the number one sign you are an Internet Geek:
    1. Two Words: "Pizza's Here!"
     
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  2. Headache

    Headache Gigabyte Poster

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    Ha Ha !

    This is genuinely funny.
     
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  3. UCHEEKYMONKEY
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    UCHEEKYMONKEY R.I.P - gone but never forgotten. Gold Member

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    LOL:p :biggrin
     
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  4. nXPLOSi

    nXPLOSi Terabyte Poster

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    Lol, not bad ;)
     
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  5. C4sper

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    it is NOT funny !!!!!! :)
     
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  6. Phoenix
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    Phoenix 53656e696f7220 4d6f64

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    Theres too many for it to be 10 ways!
     
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